ESTO SÍ que son colonias de verano, y no las que yo iba cuando era un crío. "Russian youths encouraged to procreate at camp":

Remember the mammoths, say the clean-cut organisers at the youth camp's mass wedding. "They became extinct because they did not have enough sex. That must not happen to Russia".

Obediently, couples move to a special section of dormitory tents arranged in a heart-shape and called the Love Oasis, where they can start procreating for the motherland.

Ojo que la cosa es menos frívola de lo que he dado a entender al principio. Tiene un tufo a nazi que tira para atrás: sólo le falta a Leni Riefenstahl pululando por ahí con una cámara al hombro.